Chan is explaining how to injure my roommate with pan if she’s dumb. She literally just said these two phrases:
“Look, bitch.”
“But Katherine… Don’t shoot to kill.”
(Source: bellsprouts, via safarizone)
Fun story
Once upon a time, I didn’t have any friends. The end.
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Please, please, please tell me girls actually do this. It seems too natural not to.
Yes. Yes we do.
FUCK YEAH KAT DENNINGS!
I WANT YOUR CHILDREN.
On a scale of one to ten of how much I love Kat Dennings, it’s a billion. BAZILLION
(Source: lulusaurus, via darkdevoured)
and this will be my outfit. I do believe it was my mothers in the 80’s
Holy Jesus of wherever.
Chileigh bit me and I don’t think I’ve been this upset for a year.
Hey I got a new phone with a camera that isn’t broken so you’ll be seeing a lot of HOTT pictures like this one in the future
It’s okay. You don’t have to hide it. I’d have a huge boner too.
